I'm back!

Vacation was GREAT! We had an awesome time. I've been trying to catch up today. Tons of email, phone calls, and bills to take care of, not to mention laundry! ugh. I will post more about vacation, and pictures soon. but in the mean time... I got this in an email today. I have no idea what in the hell it is. Can't seem to follow it. See if any of you can figure it out! :)

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What in the hell is all that nonsense? And why would anyone send that crap?! Lemme know if you can figure it out :)