Kids for Sale!!!
That's right friends, kids for sale indeed. Actually, how about FREE to a good home! 3 beautiful children, ages ranging from 1 1/2 to nearly 7. Don't let those adorable faces fool you though. 2 are potty trained, and all 3 come equipped w/ cute phrases such as "NO NO NO NO!", "I WANT A NEW MOMMY" and "I'M TELLING ON YOU!" All furniture, clothing, toys, and any other kid crap that is currently cluttering up my house is included! What a deal.... You know you want to.
UGH. Dammit. Ok, so I can't sell them or give them away. Let me tell you though, those little bastards are KILLING me today.
I may have to resort to drinking ;)
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